Not Another Mobile Phone Blog

I know this is not the kind of post you expect from a blog on mobile phones but my love for the game of cricket and the series of mishaps that happened in the 2nd Test @ SCG, between Indian Team and Australian Team (read: Demented Kangaroos) has forced me to write this post. This post has some offensive word used against the umpires and Australian Team members; if you are an Indian you will definitely enjoy it but if you are an Aussie fan then I show you my middle finger. Read on and comments are welcome, as always.



Everybody was thinking that the current Australia-India tour was going on peacefully and Australia was thrashing India left, right, center in the first test, as destined. India lost the first test, fair enough, the Aussies deserved it and the contests like “Aussie Ki Aisi ki Taisi”, which were being advertised on Start Cricket, went for toss. I think, after the first test they should have named it, “India ki Aisi ki Taisi”.
Anyways everybody forgot what happened in the first test match, the second test started and India was playing pretty good and then the series of wrong decisions by two fu****g idiots, Steve Buckner and Benson, started. 7 to 8 decisions went against India and one went against Australia. It was like all the umpires had been bribed by the Aussies for carrying out a series of faulty decisions against India. I think the Aussies smelled that the umpires were still recovering from the hangover of last night (due to which they were giving their faulty decisions) and the most arrogant and f*****g captain any cricket team has ever seen, Mr. Punter (Pointing’s nick name, by the way Punter is also a customer of any business, especially brothels, says so Wikipedia) was appealing on a catch he never actually took; F****g Punter then once again supported Clarke (called as Pup, so he has to be a Son of a Bitch) who caught Ganguly in slips (it was not a catch, as he never completed it).

All the Australian team was rejoicing and patting Pup’s back for removing Ganguly (he was actually playing good and if he would have been there, India might have drawed the match). In between all these rejoicing, the demented umpire, Mr. Benson, didn’t raise his finger, as he was not sure about the catch, so then what he did???, Mr. Demented soul, instead of asking Steve “F****g” Buckner or the third umpire (who, I think was busy sleeping in his A/C cabin & sipping Australian Beer) asked Punter and like a good captain, who always stands behind his team, Punter said that Ganguly was out, up went the finger of Benson and Dada was given out. I am damn sure that, at this moment whole of West Bengal would have given the agonizing cry of, “Cholbe Na” including the “Eveready” lady, Mamta Baneerji. After the dismissal of Dada, Dhoni and Kumble tried to take control of the match but couldn’t do so, eventually India lost.
Right from Indian fan to Harsha Bhogle & Sunil Gavaskar, everybody was agitated with the injustice done to India at SCG. The self-proclaimed cricket experts, who come on channels like Aaj Tak and Star News, were verbally generous with Australia and the two bozos, Buckner and Benson. Australian players, in a fit to match Steve Waugh’s record, played a dubious game of cricket with India.

Amongst all this, another joker from Aussie cricket team, Symonds (who has white lips from the day he was born) accused Harbhajan Singh saying that, “Harbhajan racially abused him”. By the way Symonds doesn’t agree with Charles Darwin who has proved that human beings are the decedents of primates (laymen like you and me call them MONKEYS). Only Symonds and his teammates heard what Harbhajan allegedly said. Even the umpires who were there during the verbal exchange didn’t hear anything, which was later categorized under “Racial Abuse”. Symonds complained to the match referee, with his teammates supporting the fact. Sachin Tendulkar, who was on the ground, when this happened, was not even given a chance to tell his part of the story in front of ICC panel and Mike Procter; The ICC referee gave a ruling against Indians. The result, Harbhajan now faces a ban of 3 Test Matches (don’t forget the fact that Harbhajan is one of the key spin bowlers in this series along with Kumble).
When everything was going against India, BCCI stepped in and has taken a stand, which I think nobody was expecting; they have questioned ICC’s judgment of banning Harbhajan. Till the reply of ICC comes, Team India, will stay in Sydney and the tour will remain suspended. This move by BCCI will certainly take ICC by shock, especially when BCCI is one of the richest cricket boards. It is for sure that if BCCI allows India to go ahead with the tour, the third test at Perth will be a firecracker. I wish from the bottom of my heart that the third test should be like a war, Indian players beating the shit out of the Australian players ( I know this is something, which is rare but what is the harm in dreaming). If BCCI is reading this post, Dear BCCI Member/Selectors, please send the following people to the third test in Perth,

Mamta Baneerji
Mayawati
Shiv Sainiks
Bajrang Dal Activists
Bihari MLAs (who are in jail for their social contribution)
Last but not the least, Navjot Singh Sidhu.

By the way, this is the longest post I have ever written in my life as a blogger. If the same conditions prevail at the Perth Test Match, expect a novel from me he he he. Adios.