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Remember Nach Baliye, the dance show where couples who work in TV soaps come, dance and compete against each other. The show includes a host of judges who judge the performance of these couples and then the best dancing couple wins. Nach Baliye Part 1 was a big hit with TV audiences, the TRP ratings shot up but this was not the fate of Nach Baliye Part 2, it was kind of oki..doki. You must be wondering why the hell I am blogging about this show; you want to know why, because Nach Baliye Part 3 is coming and I am very excited to watch it, not because I like to watch the show or couples dancing, though I like dancing. The sole reason behind me watching this show will be the couples that will be participating in this dance competition.

There are four couples who are the highlights of this show and I am damn sure they will make or break this show. Now here comes the moment of truth, the show will have Rakhi Sawant, Kashmira Shah, Shakti Kapoor and Pooja Bedi with their respective better half’s. Lets not talk about their respective better half’s, but if these 4 are going to be there, the shows gonna be a guaranteed TRP rocket.

I am so exceited, whats going to happen…will Rakhi Sawant and Kashmira Shah do bitching like they did on Big Brother?, will Rakhi mesmerize everyone with her “not-so-happening” comments? and yeah last but not the least…you forgot about our beloved casting couch champion (that’s what Suhaib Illyasi says) Takti Kapoor.. “Mai ek chota sa nanha sa pyara sa baccha hoon”, but as you know he will be on the show with his wife, but you never know Shakti Kapoor is Shakti Kapoor and all the time he will be behind girls and you can see some fist fights happening with Shakti as center of attraction.
Yah, last but not the least, this show has Pooja Bedi, the ever-exposing girl from Bollywood. I was wondering if Malaika Arora comes as a judge for this show, then there will be a competition between Malaika and Pooja “Expose Kariye” (I deliberately rhymed it with Nach Baliye), who will expose the most. The competition’s song will be changed to, “Na Sharma Mere Mahi, Duniya Ki Na Soche, Expose Kariye” (I cannot translate it in English as, it will lose its humor quotient) and I am pretty sure both of them will do the best to outperform each other.

Also, when this show will be broadcasted there will be a host of comedy shows, that will make a “better-than-Nach-Baliye” mockery of this show, the same way they did of previous Nach Baliye shows………..and with Rakhi, Kashmira, Shakti Kapoor and Pooja Bedi…these mockery experts have the right raw material to make a hit mockery show.